Saturday, September 3

Scam-a-song

Every Mantri Ghotala Karta hai
(much inspired by the new airtel ad: http://tinyurl.com/3qg9c89 )

Jaise seaming wicket par Dravid batting karta hai,

Vaise har koi mantri ghotala karta hai


Koi 2G spectrum me jhol kare

Koi market me food ki shortage kare

To koi animals ka chaara kha jaaye

B’cos har ek mantri ghotala karta hai


Kabhi faujiyo ke kafan ki chori,

To Kabhi roti kapda makan ki story


Vote ke badle, note de jaaye

Ya ballot box ko hi utha le jaaye

koi chup-chaap se, koi shameless hota hai

Lekin har ek mantri ghotala karta hai


Stadium ke badle jo apna ghar banaye

Weak bridge ki warning par bhi udhghaatan karaaye

Koi nature se chor, koi forced hota hai.

Par har ek mantri ghotala karta hai


Kabhi Kaale dhan ki setting kare,

koi money ki jhooti printing kare


Koi parliament me paise laata hai,

Koi cricket ki match ko fix karta hai

But every mantri ghotala karta hai


Martyr ki Flat churaanewaala mantri

NREGA se paisa siphon karnewala mantri

Ek chance me bada haat marne waala mantri

Baar baar chance lete rehne waala mantri

Sports Administration me ghusnewaala mantri

Filmi Partiyo me uninvited ghusnewaala mantri

Aur Koi ek mantri sabka baap hota hai

Lekin hare k mantri ghotala karta hai


Scams gin gin ke subah se sham hota hai

But I still don’t know why mantri ghotala karta hai?